Pep Talk For Bernie Sanders Supporters
Voters who support Senator Bernie Sanders put up with a lot. It can get exhausting sticking by your candidate when he’s an evil socialist demon who you’re only supporting to get dates anyway. To help...
View ArticleA Heartfelt Letter To Republicans
Hey, Republicans. We just wanted to check in and make sure you guys are doing okay. Let us know if you need to talk. Sincerely, America
View ArticleDid You Know Marco Rubio Loves EDM?
During last night’s Republican Town Hall, Senator Marco Rubio revealed to Anderson Cooper that he loves EDM. (That’s millennial slang for electronic dance music.) The interview took a turn after that.
View ArticleMemorable Quotes From The GOP Town Hall
On Wednesday, the Republican presidential candidates participated in a Town Hall event. Here are some of the night’s most memorable quotes.
View ArticleHitler Weighs In On Your Favorite Presidential Candidates
The 2016 presidential race has been getting pretty heated lately. It seems that the Internet is teeming with people spewing their hatred for certain candidates, even going so far as to compare them to...
View ArticleWill You Head To Canada If Trump Gets Elected?
Canada’s Cape Breton announced recently that it will be accepting American refugees if Donald Trump is indeed elected president. They’re so nice. Would you move? Comedian Elsa Waithe shares her...
View ArticleCalling All Single Ladies
This year, single women will have a bigger impact on the presidential election than ever before. Woo! Single ladies unite! Reformed Whores are ready. Are you?
View ArticleThe 2016 Presidential Candidates Reveal Their Oscar Picks
It’s been said time and time again that voters love candidates who they can relate to. In an effort to appear like actual humans to voters, the 2016 presidential candidates have revealed their Oscar...
View ArticleOur Political Expert Shares Her Super Tuesday Predictions
It’s Super Tuesday! Tonight, 13 U.S. states and 1 territory will cast their votes in the 2016 presidential primary election. This is a big night, and could decide the entire trajectory of the...
View ArticleChris Christie Has Made A Huge Mistake
A clip from Trump’s Super Tuesday speech in Florida last night has gone viral today. Not because of Trump, but because of New Jersey governor, Chris Christie. Christie recently endorsed Trump after...
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